Kitten Quips
Kitten: We didn’t learn about allergies in school today.
Me: You didn’t?
Kitten: No, we learned about things in our bodies.
Me: You did?
Kitten: Yes, like did you know that some birds can fly?
Kitten: Me and a friend tried to clean my room but it didn’t end up well.
Me: Why not?
Kitten: We ended up playing.
Me: Kitten, run downstairs and get your dad for dinner.
Kitten: You married him. You run down and get him.
Kitten: Yes, it’s true, I’m trusting you.
Kitten: Mom, I’m not rubbing away your kiss. I’m rubbing away your slobber.
Kitten (Looking at a photo album from before she was born): What about me?
She thinks for a minute.
Kitten: Oh, they were still getting the parts for me.
Kitten (to a friend): Did you know the universe has to give you your parts?
Friend: But I already have all my parts!
Kitten: Mom, I’m wanting karma because my lips are chapped (carmex).
Kitten: I’m the coolest kid in history.
Kitten: Is California real?
Me: Yes.
Kitten shakes her head no.
Me: Why not?
Kitten: Because I think California is China.
Kitten: Daddy, if you say that again, I have a fist and you have a nose. So do you want your knuckle sandwich large, medium or small? Those are your choices.
And on that note, I’d like to wish you all a Happy New Year. Thanks for taking the time to follow my blog in 2011, and I look forward to hearing from you in 2012!
